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The Wit of Michael Eisner

In 2003, DisneyLies.com began collecting all of Michael Eisner's most inspirational, most pro-Disney quotations. These are quotes that will make you feel good about the company's leadership and about the future of Disney's film and theme-park businesses. The complete list is below. Enjoy!

"My contract's up in 2006."
-- Michael Eisner


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