Fun Stuff

Which of these is the correct name of Fantasyland's most popular attraction?
it's a small world
"it's a small world"
It's a Small World
IT'S A SMALL WORLD

Disneyland's Main Street was designed to reming Walt Disney of...
his home town, Marceline, Missouri.
his home town of Chicago, Illinois.
his home town of Mombasa, Kenya.
Disneyland.

What is the one Jungle Cruise joke that always gets a laugh?
The one about the back side of water.
The one about the elephant's trunks.
The one about the skipper shooting himself out of boredom.
None of them.

If you took all the churros sold at Disneyland in a year and laid them end to end...
they would reach from Anaheim to the moon.
they would get all dirty.
they'd have just as many calories, only longer.
nobody would be surprised.

Which Disney attraction is responsible for the most fatalities?
The Haunted Mansion.
The Dapper Dans
The Disneyland Railroad.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

On which day of the year is Disneyland most crowded?
Christmas.
New Year's Day.
Superbowl Sunday.
Free turkey leg day.

Why was the PeopleMover attraction closed?
Money.
Teenagers used the cars for "traveling make-out booths."
Richard Nixon.
Ride vehicles got in the way of the much faster Rocket Rods.

Complete this sentence: "Grim, grinning ghosts come out to..."
socialize
harmonize
Simonize
celebrate National Coming-Out Day.

Abraham Lincoln was the first U.S. President to...
Be represented as an animatronic figure at a world's fair.
Be represented as an animatronic figure at Disneyland.
Be represented as an audioanimatronic figure at Disneyland.
Meet Walt Disney in person.

What is Club 33?
The only place in the park where you can find a wicker toilet.
What Br'ar Bear uses after 22 of his clubs break.
Expensive.
A secret men-only "gentleman's club."

Why can't you buy gum at Disneyland?
Walt Disney thought that people who chewed gum were disgusting.
Because it gets everywhere.
There wasn't enough shelf space for it in the Main Street tobacconist's.
Because it's not for sale there.

If you ever see a Disney costumed character without a head, you will...
be scarred for life.
realize that you have been living in The Matrix.
be sued into silence.
run away screaming (particularly if it's Snow White).

The secret passages beneath Disneyland are...
where Walt Disney's frozen body is stored.
a myth.
packed to the rafters with old Spectromagic merchandise.
frequently overrun by voles.

What one thing do Disneyland cast members secretly like least about their job?
Being asked the same question over and over by hundreds of guests.
Being asked hundreds and hundreds of questions by that one annoying annual passholder.
Having to wait in line to clock in to go watch strangers wait in line.
Having to own a crowbar just so they can pry the smile off their face after work.

The least popular Disney princess is:
Alice in Wonderland.
Mulan.
Pecos Bill.
Cinderella.

Which Pirates of the Caribbean feature was removed after copious guest complaints?
Misogynistic slave auction.
Blue Bayou boat-side service.
Davey Jones locker room.
Handicapped-entrance queue crammed with teenagers who had rented wheelchairs for the day.

What is the average number of male restrooms in each Disneyland land that were both west or south of its corresponding female restroom and in operation during all normal park operating hours on May 5, 1968 (not including Tomorrowland and Adventureland)?
1.3
2.4
3.5
101 Dalmations

Which Disneyland song is hardest to get out of your head?
There's Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow.
it's a small world.
it's a small world holiday.
The Main Street Electrical Parade theme.

Which one of these is the true statement?
Disneyland will never be complete so long as there is imagination left in the world.
More cats live in Disneyland than live in the entire Pacific Ocean.
The Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters attraction is used as a training tool by Navy Seals.
Critter country is the only land in which the majority of attractions last longer than their corresponding queue.
Frontierland was once the home of Zorro, Daniel Boone, and the Frito Bandito.
According to legend, a little man used to live in a tree in Adventureland.
The Star Tours attraction was based on the Star Wars films.
The PeopleMover used to pass through "the high-speed world of Tron."
Space Mountain is filled almost entirely with actual space.
The Monsanto House of the Future was made almost entirely from plastic.
All of the above.

Bonus question:
The one word most often used to describe Disney's California Adventure is: