For those of you who were playing along at home, here are the answers for 2003's Annual Disney Trivia Quiz questions.
Gaston's pocket
37 (24 on Wednesdays)
Because the name of the show location, "Club Buzz," is a noun phrase, not an imperative command
In excess of a quarter of a million pounds (without feathers)
You'd be arrested
Her hairdresser
18 cents/share
Mr. T, the Backstreet Boys, Cher
Blue with an ochre fringe
Nala's podiatrist
The Republic of Qua tar
Walt Disney, until 1964, after which time Sonny Bono
Trick question: Stromboli actually has the largest capacity
Some kind of snow cone
Amnesty International
Snow White and Sleeping Beauty (the video is currently illegal in most of the civilized world, and unavailable for sale to minors everywhere else)
Timon's backside
20,000 Leagues Up in a Tree (get it?)
The price of churros
Her umbrella
Donald "Duck" Dunn and Clarence "Ducky" Nash
Orange juice
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
The outcome would have been significantly the same, with the major difference being that Kennedy's reputation would have been preserved at the expense of Castro's government
Some guy named Bart
Mexican print dresses and kryptonite
Alice's cat's bow's maker's watermark
More than three thousand pounds of beef and pork byproducts
The Empire State Building (by 50%)
Money. Just plain money.
Disney dollars were taken off the gold standard
Some kind of unidentifiable growth
Accusations of subliminal dope smuggling
"X"
Mickey Mouse, although there is some debate over the possibility that Minnie might have taken the position on two occasions but remained largely undetected due to the confusion and her talent for imitation
Because if they do, they'll be out of a job
1942
A "Martian" invasion
Because it's a family film
Jessica Rabbit in Playboy
Under The Rescuers Down Under
His mother (leading to a painful divorce)
A virus
The aftermath of the World War II, leading to a global shortage, rationing, and, eventually, Disneyland's first "E ticket" attraction
He was computerized!
Eaten by the Big Bad Wolf
Her "coon skin cap"
13,228 light bulbs
A two-megaton device in a package addressed to the corporate offices of Dreamworks