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Naughtiness in Mickey's Toontown

Selected quotes relating stories of extreme naughtiness in Mickey's Toontown.

Chip 'n' Dale Treehouse

"Too small, too much traffic. God how I miss the ball pit." -- J.J.

Goofy's Bounce House

"Three of us went in there during fireworks when Toontown was closed. I tell you, you haven't lived until you've had a ménage in a big rubber house!" -- W.K.

Mickey's House

"The furniture's really uncomfortable in Mickey's house, but we were feeling pretty desperate and it was late so there were no little kids around. Anyway, we snuck upstairs to the bedroom and had just started getting it going on the fiberglass bed when Mickey walked in in his bathrobe. He screamed and it sounded really weird coming from inside that big fake head. We ran!" -- T.P.

Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin

"The cars are crowded but I'm pretty petite so I can work around that. You just have to be careful not to hit the steering wheel too much or you can spin too much and get really nauseous. Also the lighting makes my tattoos glow, which is cool." -- J.R.


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