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The Naughtiest Place on Earth

Disneyland has an air of purity and innocence about it, and there are those who get a thrill out of being naughty while breathing this air. For some reason, a great many of these people have written to DisneyLies.com to "come clean" about their intimate adventures in the Happiest Place on Earth.

DisneyLies.com certainly does not advocate this kind of behavior. It's inappropriate, potentially dangerous, probably illegal, and certainly uncouth as all get out. Also, you could catch something, and Disneyland's ill-advised and short-lived "free condoms" program is a distant memory.

But if you've already done the dirty deed and feel the need to bare your soul, e-mail all the sordid details to Liar@DisneyLies.com. Pictures would be nice, too.

Now that we've got that off our chest, you're free to browse through a wide selection of accounts of Disneyland Resort Naughtiness, as well as our Social Opportunities page where we rate each ride and attraction for its potential for physicality.

Classifying Naughtiness | Exhibitionism
Disneyland in General | Adventureland | Critter Country | Fantasyland
Frontierland | Tomorrowland | Main Street | Mickey's Toontown
New Orleans Square | Disney California Adventure
Social Opportunities


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