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Toontown: Past Attractions

Mickey's Toontown has had its share of attraction casualties over the years. Some attractions have been completely eliminated, while others (such as Donald's Empty Boat and Chip and Dale's Pale Shadow of a Tree House) were just stripped of their entertainment value by the power of a writ by some lawyer who obviously has no idea what fun is all about and probably could use his heart as a ship's anchor.

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