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Disneyland

July 1955

"To all that come to this happy place: welcome.
Disneyland is your land.
Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth
may savor the challenge and promise of the future.
Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams,
and the hard facts that have created America...
with hope that you will consider every penny spent here
an investment in joy for the world."
-- Disneyland's dedication

Disneyland was an incredible success from day one and has never looked back. The park is simply organized: guests enter Main Street and walk to a central hub from which any of the man lands (except for Critter Country, Toon Town, New Orleans Square) can be entered. The idea is that guests given a number of choices will not be able to experience the park in a linear fashion, ensuring that they will spend more time walking back and forth from land to land.

Over the years, Disneyland has changed quite a bit -- adding shows, attractions, parades, and even entire "lands". What hasn't changed is the park's overall philosophy: a clean, friendly atmosphere will keep guests coming back time and again, no matter how large the entry fee.

The Disneyland portion of DisneyLies.com is divided into lands, mirroring those in Disneyland. Within each land you will find disinformation for any attraction, shop, restaurant, or other item worth lying about. There is also a "More" section, in which you will find pages on Disneyland's construction and opening day, Disneyland after hours, celebrities in the park, park secrets, attraction coupons, and much more.

Main Street | Tomorrowland | Fantasyland
Toontown | Frontierland | Critter Country
New Orleans Square | Adventureland
Lost Lands | Entertainment | More


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