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Disney California Adventure

Playhouse Disney -- Live on Stage!

February 2001

This show, geared toward children under the age of six, features a large, open auditorium with no seats in which kids and their caretakers are invited to sit on the floor and watch a bunch of rich kids on stage play in their super-cool, high-tech playhouse. Guests are expected to sit quietly, be attentive, and not ask if they can play, too.

The entire experience runs from 30 to 90 minutes, depending on what the kids on stage decide to play and how long it takes them to get bored. There are no restrooms.


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