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Stanley Kubrick's Muppet*Vision 3D

February 2001

Muppet*Vision 3D is easily the funniest, most entertaining attraction in its entire building. A combination of technically superior 3D film, animatronics, and live effects (bubbles, explosions, brief frontal nudity), Muppet*Vision is like nothing you've ever seen before unless you've seen Captain EO, "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," It's Tough to Eat a Bug, or either the Shrek or Terminator attractions at Universal Studios Hollywood.

In this film, guests "visit" Muppet Labs, just in time to be with Kermit the Frog when he learns that Fozzie Bear has gone completely bonkers and sent a swarm of radio-controlled banana cream pies to attack Russia because he believes that some of the former Soviet Union's remaining communists are plotting to pollute the "precious bodily fluids" of good American muppets. Kermit meets with a big, friendly Russian (played by Sweetums) to warn him about the problem, and learns that if even a single pie hits Russia, it will trigger an "April Fool's Day" device that will bombard the U.S. with joy buzzers, whoopee cushions, and those fake peanut cans that when you open them a snake jumps out.

Kermit calls in the three muppets who might be able to save the day, one of whom, Gonzo (who also, in different makeup, plays two other parts in the film), is revealed to be a brilliant but demented former Nazi confined to a wheelchair. How does it all turn out? See the film and find out!


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