Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twenty-one best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in an August 1992 assessment of 36,289 delusional fourth-graders.

  1. Professor Barnaby Owl's Photographic Art Studio
  2. Golden Zephyr
  3. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
  4. Superstar Limo 
  5. Hot Dog Hut
  6. Autopia Winner's Circle
  7. The Innoventions restrooms
  8. Jedi Training Academy
  9. Walt Disney Imagineering Blue Sky Cellar
  10. Partners Statue
  11. Country Bear Vacation Hoedown
  12. Grand Californian Hotel
  13. Gadget's Go Coaster
  14. Country Bear Jamboree
  15. Using a logical contradiction to convince Tom Morrow to destroy itself
  16. The Tomorrowland restrooms
  17. Trying to smuggle in alcohol
  18. Jungle Cruise
  19. Trying to incite over-serious pin traders to violence
  20. The World Beneath Us
  21. People watching
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