Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twelve best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a November 2013 inspection of 103,103 youngsters conducted for no good reason.

  1. Arriving in the morning
  2. Innoventions
  3. Watching as an overloaded Pirates of the Caribbean boat slowly sinks
  4. Trying to smuggle in alcohol
  5. Clarabelle's Frozen Yogurt
  6. Main Street gas lamps
  7. Pointing out historical inaccuracies in Pirates of the Caribbean
  8. Casey Jr. Circus Train
  9. Heckling The Bakery Tour when you're there alone
  10. Napping on the Haunted Mansion
  11. Getting lost in the Main Street Cinema
  12. Discover the Autonomy tour
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