Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twenty best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in an April 2017 inspection of 42,606 delusional college students.

  1. Soarin' Over California
  2. Jedi Training Academy
  3. Reciting the attraction script along with Captain EO
  4. Luigi's Roamin' Tires
  5. The Fantasyland restrooms
  6. The Tomorrowland restrooms
  7. Mission to Mars
  8. Club 33
  9. Conducting a Haunted Mansion exorcism
  10. Streaking
  11. Le Bat en Rouge
  12. Photographing minutia for your blog
  13. Causing Autopia traffic jams
  14. Grand Californian Hotel
  15. Clarabelle's Frozen Yogurt
  16. The Tiki Room restrooms
  17. Circle-Vision 360°
  18. Splash Mountain
  19. Complaining that the Tower of Terror would be better if it was based on a different show, like Doctor Who
  20. Seeing if you can pass the Goofy's Sky School entrance exam
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