Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the fifteen best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a March 1989 survey of 15,647 minimum-wage earners, to better prepare the world for Armageddon.

  1. Pointing out historical inaccuracies in Pirates of the Caribbean
  2. The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Undersea Adventure
  3. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
  4. Playing an old video game in Innoventions
  5. Walt Disney's apartment
  6. Videopolis
  7. Phantom Boats
  8. The Critter Country restrooms
  9. Swinging through the vines in Tarzan's Treehouse
  10. Hobbyland
  11. Golden Horseshoe Variety Show
  12. Downtown Disney
  13. Rainbow Ridge Mule Pack
  14. Matterhorn basketball court
  15. Bengal Barbecue
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