Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the ten best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in an October 1989 investigation of 4,973 vacationers conducted by someone known only as "Goofy".

  1. Little Patch of Heaven Petting Farm
  2. Trying to smuggle in alcohol
  3. Orange StingerĀ 
  4. Reciting the attraction script along with Mr. Lincoln
  5. Professor Barnaby Owl's Photographic Art Studio
  6. Pieces of Eight
  7. Bringing arachnophobes into It's Tough to be a Bug!
  8. Trying to spot Dr. Spock on Star Tours
  9. Satellite View of America
  10. Trying to sneak backstage
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