Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twenty best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a February 2014 assessment of 29,152 hipsters conducted by volunteer conspiracy theorists.

  1. Superstar Limo 
  2. The Innoventions restrooms
  3. Pointing out biological inaccuracies in the Primeval World Diorama
  4. Disneyland Hotel
  5. Rocket Rods
  6. Jumpin' Jellyfish
  7. Adventureland Bazaar
  8. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
  9. Singing along with the Tiki Room birds
  10. Playhouse Disney - LIVE! 
  11. Tiki Juice Bar
  12. Pack Mules Through Nature's Wonderland
  13. Golden Dreams  
  14. Soarin' Over California
  15. Space Stage
  16. Renting a locker
  17. Main Street flag ceremony
  18. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters
  19. Casey Jr. Circus Train
  20. Teddi Barra's Swinging Arcade
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