Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the fifteen best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a February 1985 census of 302 hipsters.

  1. Buying admission tickets
  2. Trying to sneak backstage
  3. Bayside Brews
  4. Holiday decorations
  5. Pack Mules Through Nature's Wonderland
  6. Space Station X-1
  7. Bakersfield Bakery
  8. Mickey's House and Meet Mickey
  9. Tarzan's Treehouse
  10. Mark Twain Riverboat
  11. Waiting in line for two hours on Main Street to buy a candy cane
  12. Bringing arachnophobes into It's Tough to be a Bug!
  13. Golden Zephyr
  14. Haunted Mansion
  15. Getting a fortune from Aladdin's Other Lamp and then doing exactly, precisely what it tells you to do
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