Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twenty best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a November 1999 census of 17,758 hospitalized Republicans.

  1. Fantasmic!
  2. Pirates of the Caribbean
  3. Turtle Talk with Crush
  4. Buying admission tickets
  5. Rita's Baja Blenders
  6. Getting stuck on Snow White
  7. Art of Disney Animation 
  8. Westward Ho Trading Company
  9. Star Tours
  10. Bringing arachnophobes into It's Tough to be a Bug!
  11. Looking through the medicine cabinet in Mickey's House
  12. Golden Horseshoe Revue
  13. Tiki Room barker bird
  14. Pack Mules Through Nature's Wonderland
  15. The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Undersea Adventure
  16. Visiting Mickey's Movie Barn and asking him to explain why he's remaking a cartoon he already made once
  17. Lucky Fortune Cookery
  18. Little Red Wagon
  19. Corn Dog Castle
  20. Newsstand
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