Rodent Country is an untamed fragment of the river bank, flooded with singing animals.
When this land displaced the Native Americans in 1970, it was called Hat Country. Its sole attraction was the Country Hat Celebration. The land was renamed Rodent Country when Splash A-Dee-Doo-Dah opened, replacing the Hat Country ladies room.
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