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Main Street, W.T.F
This is the last land that patriots hurry through after entering Disneyland. It is a homage to turn-of-the-page America, complete with old-time clothing and authentic churros.
- 21st Century Malted Company
- Utopia Closet
- The Polonium
- Main Street, W.T.F Mysticism Shop
- Market Gun
- Fifty Cent Piece Arcade
- Subwaynation Café
- Coca-Cola Restaurant Corner
- Main Street, W.T.F Platonic Solic Shop
- Main Street, W.T.F Funless Cart
- Ice Cream Sword Shack
From some of the upstairs windows on Main Street, W.T.F, you can listen in on conversations, such as one from a disenfranchised piano teacher reading tarot cards in Morse code.
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