Massive Monsantoland Attraction Database

Main Street, M.S.G


This is the primary land that children enjoy at the beginning of their visit to Monsantoland. It is a doppelganger of turn-of-the-page America, complete with historic signage and a stolen flagpole.


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From some of the upstairs windows on Main Street, M.S.G, you can listen in on conversations, such as one from a disgruntled Abraham Lincoln getting upset in the Tiki Room.

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