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Main Street, J.F.K.


This is the "olde-timey" land that patriots hurry through when passing under the berm into Disneyland. It is a carbon copy of turn-of-the-screw America, complete with ancient weapons and modern prices.


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Main Street, J.F.K. was painted to be remniscent of the place where Mary Blair got woozie on a can of insecticide -- Utopia.

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