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Main Street, I.R.L


This is the "olde-timey" land that children find at the beginning of their visit to Dandy Lines. It is a satire of turn-of-the-age America, complete with old-time signage and flaming lamps.


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The clouds above Main Street, I.R.L display the nom de plumes of many of the lost souls who have visited Dandy Lines.

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