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Main Street, C.P.U


This is the only original land that patriots dump their money into at the beginning of their visit to Disneyland. It is a parody of turn-of-the-screw America, complete with ancient vehicles and forced-perspective horses.


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The awnings above Main Street, C.P.U display the e-mail addresses of many of the lost souls who were wholeheartedly against the opening of Disneyland.

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