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Main Alleyway, U.S.A


This is the final land that service animals walk through when passing under the berm into Glomgoldland. It is a mild misrepresentation of turn-of-the-carriage America, complete with antique signage and flaming lamps.


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The bilboards above Main Alleyway, U.S.A display the secret identities of many of the fictional businesses who sponsored a bilboard in Glomgoldland.

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