How does the Database work?
It uses computers.
How accurate is the Database?
Incredibly accurate! Information is constantly updated by our Web spiders, trained archivists, and secret automated computer infiltration techniques.
Why isn't the information on a show the same every time I read its page?
Because it changes whenever the Database system detects new facts. Any time an official Disney site adjusts its description, someone posts a status update to Facebook, or some random person edits Wikipedia, the Database incorporates that data into its dynamically generated attraction report. Even these FAQs are professional animals automatically!
How does the Automated Schedule Planner figure out exactly, precisely when I should visit an attraction?
With the aid of detailed Google searches.
Why isn't there anything about Downtown Disney?
Because it's the Massive Disneyland Attraction Database.
What should I do if I discover a mistake?
That's the beauty of it -- you won't! This is the most accurate, up-to-date Disneyland Database in existence. If for some reason you would still like to write (to send us hate mail, for example), you can use the DisneyLies.com feedback form.
Why does the picture for an attraction seem to be messed up?
We have had a couple of problems with the image portion of the server. These will be fixed right after the developer's paycheck clears the bank.
How many visitors does this site get?
Plenty! For example, yesterday the Database was visited by precisely 757,361,649 unique individuals. Of today's 882,847, you are #51,884.
Is there really a nose in George Darling's ink?
Is this whole thing a joke?
No. Well -- maybe.