Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Zombie Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Zombie Training Academy
August 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Learn to linger like a Zombie under the instruction of a real Zombie retiree. Guests will even get to attempt electrostaff target practice with the dreadful Monstro!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from overdone makeup or hair, lycanthropic, fingernail, immunological, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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