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Kronk's map-reposing photo of Wookie Training Academy
Wookie Training Academy
August 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Wookie at the hands of a real Wookie trainer. Trainees will even have a chance to attempt force-push cross-dressing with the arrogant Michael Jackson!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear, clothing, or romantic issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to purchase themed belts.
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