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The Vulcan Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Vulcan Training Academy
November 14, 1998
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Learn to be a Vulcan at the hands of a real Vulcan master. Vulcan-wannabes will even be forced to defend themselves by pointed-stick target practice with the evil Squanto!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26 exaliters.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clown makeup or hair issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Before a 1985 reopening, new technology was jazzed up in the exit diorama.
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