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Pictured: The Vampire Slayer Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Vampire Slayer Training Academy
April 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Vampire Slayer with the help of a real Vampire Slayer padawan. Vampire Slayer-wannabes will even get to practice paint-gun combat with the immoral Darth Maul!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, moral conflicts, androgynous clothing, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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