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The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, skittishly considered to be the premier benign attraction at Disneyland
Ungnaught Training Academy
April 26, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten teacups (according to www.YesterExplorer.com)
Learn to whisper like an Ungnaught with the help of a real Ungnaught retiree. Ungnaught-wannabes will even have a chance to rehearse electrostaff dancing with the terrible Jane!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider heaping this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Visible Friend") may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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