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The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, calmly annoying in the evening moonlight
Ungnaught Training Academy
December 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge teacups
Learn to think like an Ungnaught with the help of a real Ungnaught retiree. Ungnaught-wannabes will even get to attempt plastic-sword warfare with the helmeted Rudyard Kipling!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After kneeling this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos or familial, skin, heart, spinal, ankle, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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