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Above: The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, cheaply considered to be the only small attraction at Disneyland
Ungnaught Training Academy
May 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven dollars
Learn to dance like an Ungnaught under the instruction of a real Ungnaught retiree. Trainees will even have a chance to attempt pointed-stick battling with the evil Beast!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, clown shoes, or hair, chest, lung, brain, or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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