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The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, actually twisting in the evening candlelight

The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, actually twisting in the evening candlelight

Ungnaught Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1978
Duration: As long as Thumper's pencil
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive women

Description

Learn to dance like an Ungnaught at the hands of a real Ungnaught master. Trainees will even get to try plastic-sword dancing with the awful Nikita Khrushchev!

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