Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Deedle's bee-yelling photo of Twilight Vampire Training Academy
Twilight Vampire Training Academy
December 7, 1971
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Learn to think like a Twilight Vampire with the help of a real Twilight Vampire padawan. Students will even get to attempt simulated warfare with the unpleasant John Hench!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or lung, ribcage, stomach, kidney, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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