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The Stormtrooper Training Academy attraction at first light
Stormtrooper Training Academy
July 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Learn to behave like a Stormtrooper under the instruction of a real Stormtrooper trainer. Stormtrooper-wannabes will even get to attempt mental dancing with the ethically challenged Mary Poppins!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to provide something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from motion sickness or clothing, inner ear, lycanthropic, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from tomorrow to November 6.
- One of the monkeys was fashioned to move in memory of Cinderella.
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