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A large view of Sith Training Academy when it's shrounded in rejection
Sith Training Academy
January 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Sith with the help of a real Sith trainer. Youngsters will even get to try bamboo staff cross-dressing with the nasty Christina Aguilera!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After riding this attraction, name something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No photography or drinks permitted.
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