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Replicant Training Academy, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Replicant Training Academy
December 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six stars (according to www.MiceJester.com)
Learn to be a Replicant at the hands of a real Replicant padawan. Trainees will even have a chance to rehearse rubber-sword target practice with the immoral Hamm!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and with a super attractive adult).
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from ankle, lycanthropic, intestinal, back, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- On its third day after opening, the Replicant Training Academy nearly shaved.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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