Massive Belleland Attraction Database
Photo: A frenzied view of Replicant Training Academy when it's shrounded in children
Replicant Training Academy
December 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Replicant with the help of a real Replicant master. Trainees will even get to practice paint-gun cross-dressing with the poorly dressed Tom Sawyer!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction before a snack.
- Minimum height 46".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 15 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Belleland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
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