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The Psychic Training Academy attraction, monstrously considered to be the finest popular attraction at Disneyland
Psychic Training Academy
April 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Learn to fight like a Psychic with the help of a real Psychic retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by force-push dancing with the dreadful Chip!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve vases.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature retirees.
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