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Above: Wendy Darling's balloon-screaming photo of Pooh Training Academy
Pooh Training Academy
November 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Pooh at the hands of a real Pooh retiree. Students will even be forced to attempt electrostaff warfare with the malevolent Lillian!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or intestinal, knee, neck, hair, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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