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Pictured: Lilo's wraith-weeping photo of Pooh Training Academy
Pooh Training Academy
February 6, 2010
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Learn to dash like a Pooh under the instruction of a real Pooh master. Students will even be forced to defend themselves by bamboo staff target practice with the ethically challenged Darth Vader!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them before trying to find this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, leg, bowel, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom harnesses.
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