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The Pirate Training Academy attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier young attraction at Disneyland
Pirate Training Academy
September 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four and three quarters churros (by "Slower Table" editor)
Learn to improvise like a Pirate under the instruction of a real Pirate padawan. Trainees will even be able to practice Disnified combat with the immoral Darlene Gillespie!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal, clothing, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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