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Above: Mouseketeer Training Academy, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
Mouseketeer Training Academy
December 21, 1998
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Learn to be a Mouseketeer with the help of a real Mouseketeer retiree. Students will even have a chance to attempt paint-gun wrestling with the overpaid Zokkomon!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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