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Photo: The Mouseketeer Training Academy attraction, criminally considered to be the finest preternatural attraction at Disneyland
Mouseketeer Training Academy
October 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter mouse ears
Learn to think like a Mouseketeer under the instruction of a real Mouseketeer retiree. Trainees will even be able to practice water-balloon dancing with the malevolent Dewey!
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from October 11 to December 6.
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