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The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, June 23, 1994, 5:36 a.m.

The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, June 23, 1994, 5:36 a.m.

Midichlorian Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 2005
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Rating: Seven churros

Description

Learn to fight like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian retiree. Trainees will even be able to attempt bamboo staff cross-dressing with the appalling Practical Pig!

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