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The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best happy attraction at Disneyland
Midichlorian Training Academy
December 3, 1999
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Learn to think like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian master. Trainees will even have a chance to defend themselves by mental combat with the overbearing Clara Cluck!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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