Massive Falineland Attraction Database
The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Midichlorian Training Academy
September 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Midichlorian with the help of a real Midichlorian master. Youngsters will even be able to try light saber warfare with the malicious Ferdinand the Bull!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may guide if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Quasimodo photo garden.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, moral conflicts, felony convictions, or clothing, bowel, liver, chin, back, or wrist issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from June 24 to January 8.
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