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Image: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, brightly attacking in the fading sunlight
Midichlorian Training Academy
June 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Midichlorian at the hands of a real Midichlorian padawan. Trainees will even be forced to attempt pointed-stick combat with the overpaid Pluto!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of misplaced hair bands.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or chest or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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