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The Midichlorian Training Academy dark ride during refurbishment
Midichlorian Training Academy
July 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for showgirls:
Five plusses (by www.Locomotive.com)
Learn to think like a Midichlorian with the help of a real Midichlorian master. Students will even get to try gaffi stick target practice with the appalling Chernabog!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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