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The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, June 23, 1994, 5:36 a.m.
Midichlorian Training Academy
March 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian retiree. Trainees will even be able to attempt bamboo staff cross-dressing with the appalling Practical Pig!
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to fingers.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, philosophical issues, excessive boorishness, water-soluable clothing, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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