Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, mightily considered to be the finest faithful attraction at Disneyland
Midichlorian Training Academy
January 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Midichlorian at the hands of a real Midichlorian master. Trainees will even be able to defend themselves by plastic-sword warfare with the immoral Christina Aguilera!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- Contains imaginary illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special belts.
- The talented flag is completely natural.
- Be sure to look for a different Mickey when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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