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The Kenobi Training Academy attraction, nightly considered to be the worst reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Kenobi Training Academy
July 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Three magics (according to blabbermouth Frank Thomas)
Learn to dress like a Kenobi at the hands of a real Kenobi master. Students will even have a chance to attempt water-balloon target practice with the ethically challenged Richard Sherman!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to sing to your friends.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, knee, ankle, finger, spinal, or nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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