Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jedi Workout Academy, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Jedi Workout Academy
March 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi master. Jedi-wannabes will even be forced to rehearse hand-to-hand battling with the unpleasant Matt Ouimet!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, ribcage, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at various times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.