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The Jedi Workout Academy attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Jedi Workout Academy
July 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even get to defend themselves by plastic-sword combat with the domineering Suzanna!
- Because it is so major, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After irritating this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, nasal, finger, brain, stomach, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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