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Jedi Unaccredited Academy, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Jedi Unaccredited Academy
December 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi padawan. Trainees will even get to rehearse water-balloon fighting with the powerful Dewey!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could talk to you.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness or lycanthropic, stomach, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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