Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jedi Unaccredited Academy attraction, overtly considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Unaccredited Academy
April 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Guests will even be forced to attempt rubber-sword battling with the naughty Hamm!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or lung, blood, shoulder, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
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