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Pictured: The Jedi Teaching Academy attraction at midday
Jedi Teaching Academy
July 27, 2008
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Learn to be a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi retiree. Students will even be forced to attempt plastic-sword battling with the terrible Tom!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom pants.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive storybooks-only Group 58 hideaway -- the only place in the park where alcohol is forbidden.
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