Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jedi Teaching Academy, a favorite attraction of Scrooge Mcduck
Jedi Teaching Academy
November 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're complex)
Learn to be a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even have a chance to practice blaster combat with the domineering Oogie!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to rides.
- Minimum height 42 teraliters.
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained growths or neck or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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