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Pictured: Jedi Teaching Academy, a favorite thrill ride of Wally Boag
Jedi Teaching Academy
September 16, 2004
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Learn to think like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi trainer. Jedi-wannabes will even be forced to defend themselves by Disnified warfare with the overacting Tom Sawyer!
- Guests visiting with foolish monkeys should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before waiting for this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve balls.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times if you want to keep them.
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