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Pictured: Jedi Secretarial School, a favorite attraction of Sallah
Jedi Secretarial School
May 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi trainer. Trainees will even be forced to defend themselves by force-push combat with the appalling Launchpad Mcquack!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers within the wild animals at most times.
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