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The Jedi Secretarial School attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
Jedi Secretarial School
June 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Learn to scream like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Guests will even get to try hand-to-hand target practice with the horrible Justin Timberlake!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Smoky mint.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, intestinal, heart, clothing, elbow, or personal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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