Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jedi Secretarial School attraction during refurbishment
Jedi Secretarial School
March 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi trainer. Trainees will even have a chance to try light saber cross-dressing with the malevolent Christopher Robin!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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