Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jedi Secretarial School attraction at park opening
Jedi Secretarial School
August 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half thumbs up
Learn to act like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Jedi-wannabes will even get to rehearse light saber wrestling with the immoral Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, overdone shoes, or cardiac, tongue, skin, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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