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The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Jedi Philosophy Academy
September 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Learn to observe like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even be forced to practice Disnified target practice with the nasty Pinocchio!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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