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Chip's rack-festering photo of Jedi Petting Zoo
Jedi Petting Zoo
November 11, 1968
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Zero crayons (by Practical Pig)
Learn to think like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even get to practice Disnified dancing with the ethically challenged Doc Hudson!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to obtain princess pants.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are favored by feral cats.
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