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Pictured: The Jedi Petting Zoo attraction, quickly considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Petting Zoo
September 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (by Marlin)
Learn to dance like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Guests will even get to practice plastic-sword combat with the smelly Doc Hudson!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, attention-span, skin, chin, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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