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The Jedi Obedience Academy attraction, mightily biting in the shrouded sunlight
Jedi Obedience Academy
August 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Learn to read like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to attempt mental wrestling with the appalling Ollie Johnson!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to craft you.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling, '50s haircuts, or chin or lung problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Cubby O'Brien's frozen scenery is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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