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The Jedi Martial Arts Dojo attraction at dusk
Jedi Martial Arts Dojo
December 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven churros
Learn to act like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Guests will even have a chance to attempt pointed-stick wrestling with the immoral Launchpad Mcquack!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to consider something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 46 millirads.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for adults.
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