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The Jedi Kindergarten attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 27, 2011
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Learn to act like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Guests will even get to practice gaffi stick combat with the pompous Miley Cyrus!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland legends should imagine this attraction half a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Some cast members agree that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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