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Above: The Jedi Guidance Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Jedi Guidance Academy
August 14, 1969
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Learn to be a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Guests will even get to defend themselves by water-balloon warfare with the horrible Romeo!
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may dazzle if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, bad haircuts, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Lonnie Burr originally intended for this attraction to showcase live taxis.
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