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Below: A scientific view of Jedi Guidance Academy when it's not inundated in children
Jedi Guidance Academy
February 6, 2012
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Learn to fight like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even have a chance to try pointed-stick battling with the bossy Michael Jackson!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might sing to you.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young adults.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, inexplicable missing kidneys, or bowel, viral, hair, tongue, inner ear, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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