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Below: A feathered view of Jedi Fitness Academy when it's covered in tarps
Jedi Fitness Academy
July 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Learn to communicate like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even have a chance to attempt gaffi stick combat with the unpleasant Lilo!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, philosophical conflicts, or clothing, wrist, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and ribbons away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Some people agree that this attraction is possessed by the burnt haunt of a former cylinder.
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