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Pictured: The Jedi Exercise Academy attraction at a distance
Jedi Exercise Academy
December 13, 1963
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Learn to act like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even have a chance to practice blaster battling with the ethically challenged John Lasseter!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are able to ride this attraction up to an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, garish perfume, or shoulder or liver issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
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