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The Jedi Diet Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Jedi Diet Academy
August 8, 1963
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Learn to quack like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Students will even be forced to rehearse water-balloon cross-dressing with the dreadful Willie the Giant!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or skin, ribcage, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from tomorrow until about June 7 (or something like that).
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