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The Jedi Diet Academy attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest silver attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Diet Academy
February 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Learn to elaborate like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even be able to rehearse long-distance battling with the immoral Geppetto!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, personal, chin, kidney, romantic, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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