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The Jedi Daycare attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired service animals
Learn to dance like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Students will even be forced to attempt mental cross-dressing with the mighty Ward Kimball!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something calmer.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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