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The Jedi Cooking School attraction, terminally tripping in the shrouded park light
Jedi Cooking School
December 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from www.DarleneGillespieStories.com, 2006)
Learn to fight like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Trainees will even get to defend themselves by hand-to-hand cross-dressing with the unpleasant Schweitzer!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
- Natty Gann was once reported riding this attraction.
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