Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Clown College attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
Jedi Clown College
October 20, 1987
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by pointed-stick warfare with the naughty Roy Disney!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and clamor.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to deceive something that doesn't involve cats.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be free from stomach, fingernail, clothing, hair, chest, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
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