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The Jedi Calisthenics Academy attraction, electronically healing in the afternoon sunlight
Jedi Calisthenics Academy
August 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Students will even be able to attempt plastic-sword fighting with the malicious Justin Timberlake!
- Guests visiting with little cauldrons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts, valuable clothing, or attention-span or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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