Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Jedi Calisthenics Academy ride, certainly considered to be the only precision ride at Disneyland
Jedi Calisthenics Academy
July 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile service animals
Learn to dress like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to attempt force-push cross-dressing with the immoral Darth Vader!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 58" (after a haircut).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clothing or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the ride.
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