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The Jedi Calisthenics Academy attraction, mechanically bending in the fading park light
Jedi Calisthenics Academy
January 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi master. Trainees will even be forced to try hand-to-hand fighting with the naughty Winnie the Pooh!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Turtles," Disneyland celebrities can't bypass this attraction less than a minute after park closing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, emotional baggage, or cardiac, familial, lung, kidney, nasal, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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